Welcome to the Rat Cafe
"there's no rats here there's just uhhh hamburgers."
Our Dine-In Menu
Here's what our customers have been saying about us
"great food great service absolutely no rats here just hamburgers."
★★★★★ - L. Rodent
"rats rats rats rats"
★★★★★ - R. Rats
"Absolutely wretched and reeks of rats."
★✰✰✰✰ - C. Feline
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