Welcome to the Rat Cafe
"there's no rats here there's just uhhh hamburgers."
>> Don't forget to watch the Rat Movie: Reanimated Collab!
Our Dine-In Menu
| Item | Price |
|---|---|
| Hamburger | $5.00 |
| Coffee | $3.00 |
| Cheetos | $2.50 |
| Chicken | $5.00 |
| DAILY SPECIAL | |
| Triple-C Combo | $9.85 |
Here's what our customers have been saying about us
"great food great service absolutely no rats here just hamburgers."
★★★★★ - L. Rodent
"rats rats rats rats"
★★★★★ - R. Rats
"Absolutely wretched and reeks of rats."
★✰✰✰✰ - C. Feline
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For site related inquiries, please send an e-mail to: ratcafe [at] protonmail [dot] com
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